The evil twin of mogrify. Take a perfectly fine image and make it look like total dogshit. Crapification is pluggable — each transform is a named crapifier you can stack and chain into a pipeline.

Four crapifiers ship today: deep-fry (the “forwarded fourteen times” meme look), palettecrush (snap to a tiny fixed palette — GameBoy, CGA, NES, and more), xerox (run through a photocopier a few times), and webcam-1999 (the Logitech QuickCam aesthetic). Available via cargo install crapify.

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